Paranoid Britain – be vigilant citizen!

Paranoid Britain - Basingstoke train station That’s it citizen, keep an eye on your neighbour citizen. Tell us citizen, and we’ll look after you.

Says our friends over at the British Transport Police. Apparently they want everyone in the country to be a boiling pot of paranoia and distrust. They’re festering a nation of narrow-eyed minions hell-bent on getting one over on their comrade in the fight against terrorism.

I think this sums it up best of all. This’ll explain what’ll happen in the end:

Never again will you be capable of ordinary human feeling. Everything will be dead inside you. Never again will you be capable of love, or friendship, or joy of living, or laughter, or curiosity, or courage, or integrity. You will be hollow. We shall squeeze you empty and then we shall fill you with ourselves.”

Guess where that’s from?

One Comment

  1. Shaun Austin
    Posted March 31, 2009 at 08:20 | Permalink

    I was going to guess the Labour Party Manifesto but then I remembered that it’s a quote from a book that despite being a work of fiction, the government seems to have it confused with an instruction manual!

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